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Consumer Price Inflation: The Wolf at the Door

Tuesday, November 30, 2010
By Paul Martin

The Mogambo Guru GoldSeek.com Tuesday, 30 November 2010 I knew I was pretty sloshed when I started giggling about the perverse idiocy in which bankrupted governments wallow, as The Wall Street Journal had a nice headline that said it all: “States Raise Payroll Taxes to Repay Loans.” Hahaha! I mean, what kind of crazy... »

Dr. Bernanke Gets a Phone Call

Saturday, November 13, 2010
By Paul Martin

by Gary North LewRockwell.com Zhou Xiaochuan is the Governor of the People’s Bank of China. Imagine that the following phone call were to take place. Zhou: Hello. Dr. Bernanke? Bernanke: Yes. Zhou: I wanted to let you know about the decision that our board has taken, after consulting with the Premier and the Politburo’s... »

Default or Hyperinflation: The US’s Only Two Options

Sunday, October 24, 2010
By Paul Martin

By: Richard Daughty GoldSeek.com Sunday, 24 October 2010 I thought I had seen and heard it all after the ludicrous Ben Bernanke, asinine chairman of the Federal Reserve, announced that the official (and thus a lie!) 2% inflation in prices was too, too low, and he wanted higher inflation because, somehow, in some weird... »

We Can’t Afford This Government!

Monday, September 20, 2010
By Paul Martin

The Governmental Money-Vacuum by Richard Daughty LewRockwell.com The drunker I get, the more it seems to me that you slave away at your stupid job every day of your stupid life, hating every moment of it, reviling all the idiotic people you deal with every hellish day, but you bravely and heroically put up... »

The Woeful Results of Raising Taxes

Thursday, September 16, 2010
By Paul Martin

The Mogambo Guru GoldSeek.com Thursday, 16 September 2010 I wearily wrote, “Dear Diary, I am even more convinced that we are freaking doomed because the Federal Reserve has created So Freaking Much Money (SFMM) when it allowed the creation of So Freaking Much Debt (SFMD) to finance So Freaking Much Consumption (SFMC), both public... »

Burning the Economic Toast

Thursday, September 9, 2010
By Paul Martin

The Mogambo Guru GoldSeek.com Thursday, 9 September 2010 Even though I have been drinking so that my speech is slurred after testing some crazy idea that I could drink away my utter horror at the death and dying of the US dollar and economy, history is, on the other hand, being made crystal clear... »

Higher Taxes Are Coming. Head for Your Bunkers.

Sunday, August 22, 2010
By Paul Martin

The Mogambo Guru LewRockwell.com In the calming environment of the Big Mogambo Big Is Better Bunker (BMBIBB), I can finally relax by sitting, armed to the teeth, amongst my puny trove of gold, silver and oil, idly trying to say, “Big Mogambo Big Is Better Bunker” five times quickly until my seething, vaguely homicidal... »

The Ruling Elite Called

Saturday, July 31, 2010
By Paul Martin

by Jim Quinn LewRockwell.com I just got off the horn with the Ruling Elite. We had an emergency conference call and to tell you the truth, they ain’t happy. You little people are not responding the way you are supposed to. A significant portion of you are not getting more optimistic because they tell... »

Higher Taxes are Coming. Head for Your Bunkers.

Sunday, July 25, 2010
By Paul Martin

The Mogambo Guru GoldSeek.com Sunday, 25 July 2010 In the calming environment of the Big Mogambo Big Is Better Bunker (BMBIBB), I can finally relax by sitting, armed to the teeth, amongst my puny trove of gold, silver and oil, idly trying to say, “Big Mogambo Big Is Better Bunker” five times quickly until... »

Raising Taxes to Combat Recession: The Ultimate Fiscal Folly

Wednesday, July 21, 2010
By Paul Martin

By The Mogambo Guru TheDailyReckoning.com 07/20/10 Tampa, Florida – When I saw that Illinois cleverly solved its budget crisis by just not paying its bills, I knew that the end is near, or would be, if we still had a dollar that was not a stupid fiat currency, because nowadays it would be child’s... »