Creeping Terror: The New American Way of War
by Chris Floyd
The American way of war is a marvelously ingenious thing. And thoroughly modern too. No more of that “don’t shoot until you see the whites of their eyes” jazz; your modern “warfighter” (they aren’t called “soldiers” anymore, you know) prefers to view his targets through, say, a computer screen safely ensconced back in the Homeland or thousands of feet in the sky, or else through the unearthly greenish glow of night-vision scopes. And open combat? Forget it. The new American way is the sneak attack on civilian homes in the dead of night. You creep up, you break in, you cap a few ragheads, then you run away. What glory! What magnificent valor!
The Washington Post reports on yet another glorious page in the annals of the exceptional nation “intended by God to be a light set on a hill to serve as a beacon of hope and Christian charity to a lost and dying world.” It’s the usual story. Secret “warfighters” suddenly attack a civilian compound in the middle of the night. This, not surprisingly, provokes a few shots from some of the inhabitants, who have no idea who is attacking their home. The superior firepower of the beacons of hope and Christian charity quickly overcome the piddling arms of the demonic heathens, however, and in a trice, there are dead gook – sorry, raghead – bodies all around. Including children – you’ve got to have children in your body count these days, if you want to be a thoroughly modern Christian beacon warfighter. Then you and your brave band of secret warriors run away and prepare for the next bold raid.