TSA turkeys butcher Americans for Thanksgiving
November 19, 2012
Every year, Americans butcher fifty million turkeys for Thanksgiving.
But now, turkeys – of the featherless variety – are taking revenge.
The gang of pathetic, soulless, two-digit-IQ turkeys whose only skills are the ability to push buttons that irradiate and virtually strip-search airline passengers – and to clumsily grope the genitalia of men, women and children – will be slaughtering large numbers of Americans during the upcoming holiday season.
A new article from Business Week explains “How Airport Security Is Killing Us“:
For millions of Americans, the misery of holiday travel is made considerably worse by a government agency ostensibly designed to make our journeys more secure. Created in the wake of the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks, the Transportation Security Administration has largely outlived its usefulness, as the threat of a terrorist attack on the U.S. homeland continues to recede. These days, the TSA’s major role appears to be to make plane trips more unpleasant. And by doing so, it’s encouraging people to take the considerably more dangerous option of traveling by road.