Congressional Insider Trading Gone Wild
by Tyler Durden
Back in May we penned, “Why A Hedge Fund Comprised Of Junior Congressional Democrats Should Outperform The Market By 9%” in which the simple conclusion was that insider trading is not only rampant in Congress, but completely unregulated, as it is perfectly legal for Congressional staffers to trade at their leisure on inside information: an exemption which the beta chasing 2 and 20 crowd on Wall Street would sell their first through fifth born to be granted, now that their glaring inability to generate alpha is laid out for all to see. Tonight we were happy to see that 60 Minutes has finally brought this gross and criminal injustice to the general public, and we expect that Congress will promptly legislate itself into actually complying with laws meant for the mere mortals out there. That said, we fully commiserate with the pathological excrement that makes up House of Representative these days: it is indeed a sad day when a Congressional member has to rely on honest work to make their millions as opposed to perfectly legal trading on inside information predicated upon laws that these very congress men and women legislate. Something tells us all the world’s banana republics are just staring at the US with sheer and utter amazement as layer after layer of the unprecedented depravity of American society is exposed for all to see.
From 60 Minutes – the part where Nancy Pelosi’s face melts is 9:20 in. And speaking of Nancy Pelosi it may be time to revisit: ” Moody’s Leaked Again: Told Nancy Pelosi Will “Probably Not” Downgrade US Weeks Ago; Did Her Multi-Millionaire Investor Husband Know Too?” and “SEC To Investigate Trades Based On S&P Downgrade Inside Information”… We wonder just how deep the SEC investigation has penetrated for it to have generated not even a peep 3 months later.