The TSA’s tentacles spread
Just as I predicted, the TSA is extending its perverted violations of privacy and liberty to all forms of mass transit
Wednesday 29 June 2011
It’s eight months now since the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) abandoned its last pretence of respect for America’s constitutional principles, by mandating no traveller may fly in American airspace unless TSA agents first see and/or feel said traveller’s genitalia. That’s not hyperbole, just a straightforward description of American law playing out in airports every day. And given America’s vast size, lack of mass transit and Americans’ generally short vacations from work, flying is often the only feasible way US citizens can travel from points A to B. Yet our government has decreed every such flyer submit to search procedures previously associated with playground-haunting paedophiles and prison rapists.
Eight months of apologists insisting mandatory frottage is acceptable in a free country, and it’s unpatriotic and downright mean for people like me to criticise poor working-stiff TSA agents, who, after all, are merely following orders. (Though the agency apparently considers some of those orders “fringe benefits”; as I type this, the department of homeland security is hiring part-time TSA staff at Logan International Airport in Boston. The online advert calls for “transportation security officers” over the subheading “A CAREER WHERE X-RAY VISION AND FEDERAL BENEFITS COME STANDARD.”)
All along, the TSA and its cowardly supporters insist my freedoms be curtailed to assuage their thumbsucking fears: “If you don’t like it, don’t fly!” Only now, they’ll have to expand their craven mantra: “If you don’t like it don’t fly, don’t take a train or trolley, don’t ride a bus, don’t board a boat or ferry, and don’t drive your own car. In fact, don’t go anywhere; just stay home and be thankful you live in a free country.”