Donald and Hillary Walk Into a Bar

Saturday, July 2, 2016
By Paul Martin

Dave Hodges
TheCommonSenseShow.com
July 2, 2016

DONALD TRUMP and HILLARY CLINTON are in a bar.
Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says,
“The media are really tearing you apart for ‘That Scandal’.”

Hillary: “You mean my lying about Benghazi?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “You mean the massive voter fraud?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean the military not getting their votes
counted?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Using my secret private server with classified
material to hide my activities?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails
and everything else?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax
evasion, hiring cronies, and taking bribes from foreign
countries?
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “You mean the drones being operated in our
own country without the benefit of the law?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Giving 123-Technologies $300 Million, and then
it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and
hiring them in the White House?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Whitewater, Travelgate, the suspicious
real estate deals, Vince Foster’s sudden suicide?”
Trump: “No the other one:”

Hillary: “The IRS targeting conservatives?”
Trump: “No the other one:”

Hillary: “Turning Libya into chaos?”
Trump: “No the other one:”

Hillary: “Trashing Mubarak, one of our Muslim friends?”
Trump: “No the other one:”

Hillary: “Turning our backs on Israel?”
Trump: “No the other one:”

Hillary: “The joke Iran Nuke Deal? “
Trump: “No the other one:”

Hillary: “Leaving Iraq in chaos? “
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “The DOJ spying on the press?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius
shaking down health insurance executives?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500
MILLION DOLLARS and 3 Months later they
declared bankruptcy and then were bought by the
Chinese ?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “The NSA monitoring citizens?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “The State Department interfering with an Inspector
General Investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Threats to all of Bill’s former mistresses to keep them quiet”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “I give up! … Oh wait, I think I’ve got it! When I stole the
White House furniture, silverware and China when Bill left Office?”
Trump: “THAT’S IT! I almost forgot about that one”.

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