China Detects Radiation Over Southeast Coastal Areas As Asahi Reports Of Holes In Reactor Pressure Vessels 1, 2 And 3

Monday, March 28, 2011
By Paul Martin

by Tyler Durden
ZeroHedge.com
03/28/2011

Radiation damage control now shifts over to the granddaddy of all free media China, where Xinhua has just reported a “tiny amount of radioactive material in the air over the nation’s southeastern coastal areas” has been detected. But not to worry: just like in Japan and everywhere else in the world, this radiation is of the special “Ann Coulter” variety which actually boosts one’s natural healthy glow and facilitates a prompt chromosome doubling courtesy of supposedly uber-benign mutation, and after all: more is better, so surely 92 chromosomes is much better than just 46 diploid pairs: “Xinhua quoted China’s Nuclear Emergency Coordination Commission as saying that the radioactive level detected does not affect human health and no preventive measures are necessary.”

From Kyodo:

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