Hey sheeple! Don’t forget to use your JADE HELM Memory Wipes to erase any memory of freedom in America (satire)

Saturday, May 9, 2015
By Paul Martin

by Mike Adams Saturday, May 09, 2015 When contemplating the purpose of the JADE HELM military exercises being planned on U.S. soil — with Texas being declared by the military a “hostile territory” — it’s important to wipe your memory clean so that you don’t remember all the times we’ve been lied to... »

10 Hilarious Modifications Of Hillary Clinton’s New Campaign Logo

Wednesday, April 15, 2015
By Paul Martin

By Michael Snyder April 14th, 2015 Should we be surprised that Hillary Clinton has come up with perhaps the worst presidential campaign logo in American history? This is a woman that has never seemed to be able to do much of anything right, and yet at the moment she appears quite likely to... »

Latvians Should Apparently Stock up on Axes Just in Case a War Breaks out…(Good Grief…)

Wednesday, March 18, 2015
By Paul Martin 18.03.2015 Latvia’s Ministry of the Interior has come up with a series of rules and recommendations for the Latvians in case a war breaks out, with axes and radios featuring on the list of things a person needs during emergencies, according to the LETA news agency. Authorities named documents, cash, credit cards, a... »

Varoufakis’ Latest Fiasco: FinMin Claims “Middle Finger To Germany” Clip Fake; Germany Disagrees

Monday, March 16, 2015
By Paul Martin

by Tyler Durden 03/16/2015 It was a tough weekend (again) for Greece’s embattled FinMin Yanis Varoufakis. After walking out on a CNBC interview when asked if he was a liability (after his photo shoot caused a storm in Greece), a video surfaced showing the outspoken minister giving the middle finger to Germany saying... »

Obamacare Architects At Harvard Furious After Learning They Are Not Exempt From Obamacare

Tuesday, January 6, 2015
By Paul Martin

by Tyler Durden 01/05/2015 The brain incubator at Harvard, the place which according to legend, and certainly the US News and World Report’s annual paid college infomercial, is the repository for some of the smartest people in the world, is furious. Because Harvard’s brilliant ivory tower economists and public policy wonks know precisely... »

“Hookers & Blow” Lift Britain Over France As World’s 5th Largest Economy

Saturday, December 27, 2014
By Paul Martin

by Tyler Durden 12/27/2014 Britain has inched out France as the world’s fifth-largest economy thanks to what The Telegraph calls “a shake-up” of the national accounts this summer. UK gross domestic product (GDP) is expected to total $2.828 trillion (£1.816 trillion) this year, compared with French GDP of $2.827 trillion, as The Centre... »

Sony hack: North Korea calls Barack Obama a ‘MONKEY’ after accusing US over internet blackout

Saturday, December 27, 2014
By Paul Martin

By Jessica Best Dec 27, 2014 The rogue state used a racial slur to describe the American president, as the row over the Sony Pictures hack and release of The Interview continues North Korea has sparked outrage after referring to Barack Obama as “a monkey in a tropical forest”, while accusing America of... »

How Britain Calculates Its Hooker “GDP Boost”: 60,879 Prostitutes x 25 Clients Per Week x £67.16 Per Visit…(Desperation!)!

Friday, May 30, 2014
By Paul Martin

by Tyler Durden 05/29/2014 First it was Italy which, as we reported last week, had decided to “boost” its GDP by adding the estimated impact of cocaine and hookers. And now, riding on the coattails of this economics gimmick designed solely to make the economy appear more solvent, it is Britain’s turn, whose... »

(Today’s Banking Humor!)… Hookers And Blow: How Changing The Definition Of GDP Officially Jumped The Shark

Friday, May 23, 2014
By Paul Martin

by Tyler Durden 05/22/2014 A year ago it was the US which first “boosted” America’s GDP by $500 billion – literally out of thin air – when it arbitrarily decided to include “intangibles” to the components that ‘make up’ GDP (in the process cutting over 5% from the US Debt/GDP ratio). Then Spain... »

(Lets Have Some Fun!)…The Best of George Carlin: Exposing our government and fall of humanity one joke at a time

Tuesday, November 12, 2013
By Paul Martin George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 — June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, social critic, satirist, actor, and writer/author who won five Grammy Awards for his comedy albums. Carlin was noted for his black humor as well as his thoughts on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo... »

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