Iraqis Celebrate As Threat Of 3rd Bush Presidency Is Over
by Tyler Durden
ZeroHedge.com
02/21/2016
The New Yorker’s Andy Borowitz unleashes his satirical tongue after Jeb’s departure from the Presidential race…
Baghdad – Thousands of Iraqis poured out into the streets to celebrate in the early hours of Sunday morning, as the threat of a third Bush Presidency was declared over at last.
Iraqis, on edge about the prospect of another Bush in the White House since former Governor Jeb Bush entered the race last year, had been watching returns from the South Carolina primary with a mixture of anxiety and cautious optimism.
Moments after the first evidence of Bush’s dismal finish began trickling in, however, Iraqis roared with glee as spontaneous festivities erupted across the country.
Observers were stunned to see Sunnis, Shiites, and Kurds dancing together in the streets, putting aside their enmity to celebrate an outcome that they never dreamed possible.
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