Hey sheeple! Don’t forget to use your JADE HELM Memory Wipes to erase any memory of freedom in America (satire)

Saturday, May 9, 2015
By Paul Martin

by Mike Adams
NaturalNews.com
Saturday, May 09, 2015

When contemplating the purpose of the JADE HELM military exercises being planned on U.S. soil — with Texas being declared by the military a “hostile territory” — it’s important to wipe your memory clean so that you don’t remember all the times we’ve been lied to by the establishment.

JADE HELM may or may not be a practice run for martial law in America, but with JADE HELM Memory Wipes, who cares?

To help the sheeple easily assimilate into the new society run by psychopathic bureaucrats, we created JADE HELM Memory Wipes, now available at selected Wal-Mart locations. They’re free when you purchase any vaccine, and they even help augment the lobotomization of your brain caused by vaccine ingredients like mercury and aluminum. By simply rubbing JADE HELM Memory Wipes on your forehead, you will forget all of American history, the existence of the Constitution and everything you learned in history class about the dangers of any military operating on domestic soil.

Who needs to remember history when it’s so much fun to keep repeating it? Police state totalitarianism shouldn’t be scary… it should be mindlessly FUN!

Thanks to JADE HELM Memory Wipes, you’ll also forget George Bush’s “Weapons of Mass Destruction” faked intelligence claims (used to justify war) as well as President Obama’s promise to shut down the military’s secret prisons and torture sites (Guantanamo Bay). As for all of Obama’s other broken campaign promises, who cares? We don’t even remember them because we enjoy using JADE HELM Memory Wipes!

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