Putin 1 – Dimon 0: JPMorgan Unhalts Russian Money Transfer
by Tyler Durden
ZeroHedge.com
04/03/2014
Yesterday when we reported that a “Furious Russia Will Retaliate Over “Illegal And Absurd” Payment Block By “Hostile” JPMorgan”, in which we explained that unlike previous responses to Russian sanctions by the West, which were largely taken as a joke by the Russian establishment, this time Russia is furious, we said that “we certainly can not be the only ones looking forward to the epic battle prospect that is Vlad “Shootin” Putin vs JP “Fail Whale” Morgan.” Alas the title fight lasted for just about a day, and was won, with a technical knock out in the first round, by none other than the former KGB spy who can now add the whale which manipulates all markets to its trophy case which includes about 100 statues of a crushed and beaten John Kerry.
Because after shocking the world with its unilateral decision to halt Russian money transfers without a direct order from the administration, Reuters reports that JPM has folded and will process said payment from Russia’s embassy in Kazakhstan to insurance agency Sogaz, easing tension after Moscow accused the U.S. bank of illegally blocking the transaction under the pretext of sanctions.
In other words, Putin 1 – Jamie Dimon 0.
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