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Jun
Top Ten Signs you are a Liberal
10. You need to change your pants evertime you hear the name Clinton
9. You believe in YOUR right to free speech
8. You think the military is a cool choice for stupid folk
7. You have an undeniable urge to move to Britain or France
6. You believe the word God should only be used in conjunction with the word Dammit
5. You worry unnaturally about other people’s children
4. You salivate when someone mentions a tax hike
3. You believe minorities should be free to remain impoverished if they choose and you’re willing to fit the bill to make it so
2. You think borders are optional
1. You can’t look at a live baby without thinking “How did we miss that one”.
